- i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
- and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing
like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”
oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.